Warning! Zombies are Loose in Austin!
January 29, 2009 at 9:56 am | In Articles, John J. Joex | Leave a Comment
Are Zombies really loose in Austin, TX? Two road signs warned commuters of the threat this morning as they displayed the message: “ZOMBIES IN AREA! RUN”. Word is that hackers took over the electronic road signs, but authorities are checking the area to make sure that no lumbering corpses are threatening the populace (and they are trying their best to distinguish potential zombies from hung-over University of Texas students still recovering from last night’s hazing parties). The authorities are also checking into rumors that Al Qaeda may have recently employed some “Raise Dead” spells in their latest attempt to assault our country.
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